Well the morning brings far more sadness than I could have expected. I wake up at 3am, wide awake, and freezing. I read for my phone and see that I have a text message. It’s from KB, who’s name I guess I finally feel less paranoid to write, Adrian.
Goodnight ******.
He drove me home after I threatened to drive myself, it was a long drive. I kissed him on the cheek goodbye, and goodbye for good. It was a kiss of apology and remorse, but set intention. Then I gathered my things and stumbled through my parents’ door. I did not look back until I heard the screech of his tires rounding the corner.
Thankfully mom and dad were out, and my sister was at the kitchen counter. I drank more, vodka and some nasty carbonated concoction, getting progressively more intoxicated and sounding off. I spout how I was happier, that I was over his shit, that he was pathetic and selfish and how I never wanted to be with him again. I was free dammit!
But this morning is so sober and harsh. My skull is pounding. Even in my drunken state, I managed to fall asleep wrapped in the fleece jacket he loaned me last night. I pull it tighter around me and cry silently, feeling sorry for myself. I already miss Adrian fiercely, I’ve often heard the first night stings like no other, and I wonder if he was struggling too.
My mom has to drive me back to his house to pick up my abandoned jeep. I cross my fingers, and thankfully i have indeed missed him. He’s already at work. I told my coworker we broke up last night, and she said she hoped work wouldn’t be weird.
I told her she was a heartless bitch.
I won’t make it weird. I’m going to get all of my tears out of the way in private, I’m following a set schedule I found to get over breakup:
Day 1:Throw a pity party for one
I did that last night. I devoured a pizza with my sister, went on an absinthe bender, then vodka, then my soapbox. My poor sis.
So now we’re on Day 2: Live in denial.
So that one’s been going a little rough, seeing as I show up to the dentist and as soon as they’ve got nitrous oxide on my nose and bon iver in my ears I burst into tears. Yeah, I hate the dentist, it scares me back into my 7-year-old frame of mind, but I also was just hit with such sorrow and loneliness. After I no longer felt floaty or that I might bite the dentist’s hand off out of rage, I go to the bathroom and weep. With a goddamned numb cheek. Feeling sorry for myself again, pretty pathetic.
So now we’re doing a little better. I’m in a starbucks just people watching. There is this cute lesbian working, and I know she’s seen the equality sticker on my laptop. She’s really nice and flirtatious, sweeping way too long next to my table and I am secretly so grateful, it makes me feel wanted. I’m still wearing Adrian’s fleece…
My mom calls all worried, she knows I’m covering up most of this, and she knows I freak at the dentist. It’s quite embarrassing. I try to tell her, with a dumb voice through my sleeping cheek that I can’t really talk. She offers to pick up stuff from the store, movies from the store, do I want to bake, do I want to go to a movie?
“Mom, dhank you tha’s very sfweet. I need a couple u hours, okay?”
“Okay sweetie, text me.”
I appreciate her fussing, but it’s not helpful in the sense of pushing forward. I’m kind of mad at myself for crying so fuckin much, I mean come ON. I’m reading all these articles online from these awesome women with suggestions on how to overcome this kinda thing. Travel, become a gym rat, don’t bend to nostalgia, remind yourself of all of his faults, get even, reinvent, etc.
Sounds good to me. I also resolve to stay off the absinthe unless I’m painting, which is pretty good motivation if you ask me. And NEVER EAT AGAIN. The heartache destroys my appetite, as well as this goddamned aching jaw and numb cheek.
I shove on my earphones, blast Moby, and pull myself together. Pull myself out of that fairytale turned nightmare.
I think he’ll try to get back together with me, but that’s what all unhappy couples do, they ignore the fact that they’re NOT RIGHT FOR EACH OTHER because they love each other, and enter the miserable make-up/break-up carousel. Of course I love him, but…
you know the rest.
-B